Don't be like Sue.

"GatorEight" (GatorEight) 09/13/2013 at 22:29 • Filed to: None

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I manage the local Cars & Coffee. Basically I help make sure things go smoothly so none of the village business owners or authorities lose their shit. I make sure loading zones are clear, trash is contained, and in a perfect world, I make sure people like Sue contain their misbehavior and respect the unspoken Code of Cars & Coffee Conduct™. Every Saturday before 7 AM, we attract 300-350 cars of a literally awesome variety. Parking spots are prime real estate, especially the two that Sue here decided to claim as her domain. Upon hearing of her MG's blatant misconduct, I called the telephone number Sue kindly left in the front windshield's for sale sign. She answered, (for the record her name isn't actually Sue, but when I saw her pick up the phone and say "Hello" about 20 feet ahead of me, she looked like a Sue to me) and after asking her to move her car, she said "you have the wrong number". I said "Sue, I can see you talking to me" as I waved my arm wildly and smiled wolfishly. She promptly moved the MG.

Don't be an asshat at Katie's Car's and Coffee. Don't be like Sue.

kouryuuk > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 22:35

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what a dick!

but look at that M3! in Phoenix Yellow!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 22:38

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the local cars and coffee here in my town is not very crazy or populated but there's always this guy in a C4 corvette (nothing terribly special) who is holier than thou and parks like that.

what a fucking tool he is. I hate people like that...It doesn't matter that he's hurting nobody else but the principle of it all....

It's really bad when the (rather gorgeous Phoenix Yellow) BMW driver parks appropriately and not you.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 22:39

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also LOL @"she looked like a Sue to me"

pdthedeuce > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 22:39

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sounds like a new catchphrase..." Don't be like Sue !".

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 22:45

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I think we should start using this meme for posts about "arsehat" parking.

desertdog5051 > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 22:54

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"...and when I have a kid, I'm going to name him Bill or George...anything but Sue...

Johnny Cash, A boy named Sue.

dogisbadob > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 22:57

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You should've had the car TOWED

Dogapult > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 22:58

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why not get a bunch of strong people together and correct it?
it's not like MGs weigh that much.

Lets Just Drive > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/13/2013 at 22:59

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Score!

Instant Oppo meme. Cannot wait to use it.

Lets Just Drive > desertdog5051 09/13/2013 at 22:59

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Same thought, you posted first.

+1

desertdog5051 > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 23:04

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Nice MGB though.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Lets Just Drive 09/13/2013 at 23:04

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I've shared it to Oppo. I hope everyone will use that meme. :P

Nibby > GatorEight 09/13/2013 at 23:07

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Wait, this is Photoshopped. Someone obviously changed the position of the E46

Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 09/13/2013 at 23:37

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All I see is my least favourite BMW paint colour.

Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > kouryuuk 09/13/2013 at 23:37

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I hate that colour, its like some golden baby poo

Casper > GatorEight 09/14/2013 at 00:57

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Wow, you're nicer than I would be... I would have had it towed simply for parking an MG like that.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > GatorEight 09/14/2013 at 01:55

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I've been tempted to see if my 500 will fit in the space that way. I'm sure i would be blocked in, deservedly so, but it would be funny if it fits!

Slave2anMG > Nibby 09/14/2013 at 10:12

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You wins all of teh interwebz.

GatorEight > Nibby 09/14/2013 at 10:47

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Maybe I'm missing the joke but I definitely didn't Photoshop it. No post at all, straight from my phone.

Nibby > GatorEight 09/14/2013 at 10:48

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You missed the joke.

GatorEight > Nibby 09/14/2013 at 14:58

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Ooooooh right because all M3 owners are asshats....